Useful - But Blecch...

Hi, Maisie.

When nature calls, women don’t have it easy at public restrooms, campsites, hiking trails and rest stops! I think your readers will love this new tool for those uncomfortable situations.

Whiz freedom is a new device for women who are tired of stripping, squatting, bending, or wetting when trying to go to the bathroom with less than adequate facilities. The award-winning, world leading invention has been found to be the most comfortable female urine director. Hygienic, medical grade, convenient, comfortable, and easy to use; learn more at www.whizfreedomusa.com.

You know - in theory, this isn't a bad idea, especially for women who like to hike and camp (which doesn't describe ME). And you have to admire the way they described the product's benefits - before they tell you that the product is a "female urine director."

It’s the perfect solution for travelers, back packers, mountain climbers, skiers, golfers, cyclists, campers, etc.

And crazy ex-astronauts who need to drive through several states non-stop to carry out a vendetta against their boyfriends' wives? Imagine how much less press coverage she would have gotten had she been using a "female urine director" instead of "adult diapers."

I'm happy to send you a sample or further information about this quirky device!

I think I'll continue to put up with the inconvenience of peeing the old-fashioned way.

I Got Nuthin'...

Hi Maisie,

We all know not everything that comes out of our babies is as sweet as them. Introducing Poo-Pourri Jr., a diaper spray made of all-natural anti-bacterial essential oils such as bergamot, lemongrass and grapefruit.

Poo-Pourri Jr., from the makers of the popular Poo-Pourri adult spray, eliminates the source of odor causing bacteria and uses a secret formula that safely and effectively traps and diffuses odors in cloth and plastic diapers, leaving your home fresh and clean.

Simply spray Poo-Pourri Jr. on dirty diapers before disposal and there will be no reminder that your little angel was once a stinker. This convenient spray is also perfect to take with you on the go in your diaper bag – the formula contains a revolutionary odor counteractant to neutralize odors at the source and refresh air. The all-natural essential oils in Poo-Pourri Jr. trap odors and won’t leave any behind.

Poo-Pourri Jr. is available in a 4 oz. bottle for $12.96 and an 8 oz. bottle for $19.95. It is available for purchase at www.poopourri.com as well as through retailers nationwide.

For more information, local retailers, a high-res image or a sample, do not hesitate to contact me.